Satan Supported Barack Obama

I collected some crazy rantings from religious nuts about a month before the election, and then completely forgot to post them. Apparently I, unlike Barack Obama, don’t have Satan on my side to make sure everything works out for me:

This election has supernatural help and spectators. Barack Hussein rose up out of nowhere to claim the presidency of the United States! How is it so? After only 140 some days in the Senate and he is a heartbeat away from being our president?! Can you tell me what other jobs and careers you can be promoted in only 140 some days?! Not very many I can tell you that. That’s where the supernatural comes in…Satan is helping him too—right along with the left-wingers and possibly some Muslims from other countries—after all it was a rich Muslim from another country that helped him get to Harvard! Hmm, was he being groomed for such a time as this?

It seems that there is indeed something very sinister in the meteoric rise of Barack Hussein Obama and the blind support that he receives. I watched a Fox News video feed of one of his recent campaign stops and there were girls screaming in the crowd, tantamount to the reaction at a Beatles concert 40 plus years ago. The “change” mantra that is repeated robotically by his minions seems to be other-worldly. These people talk about “change” for the sake of change, and they don’t truly know or care what kind of change it is—only that Obama is bringing it so it must be good change.

I’ll say it as plainly as I can: I believe that there is demonic influence on behalf of Barack Hussein Obama. In conversation I’ve heard some say that he is the Anti-Christ. While displaying the charismatic tendencies and powers of persuasion that the AC will have, he is not the AC. He’s rising from the wrong part of the world. But, I would say that he is a foretaste of the AC—a “primer” so to speak. If given the keys to the Whitehouse, this man will do incredible damage to this nation and its people—including those who now worship him. Of course, the U.S. does not appear to be part of End Times prophecy, so an Obama presidency may in fact hasten this nation’s demise which would explain our prophetic absence.

Oh Satan, why do you forsake me so? If you would give me strength, I could remember to pass on posts like these in a more timely manner. I hope I wouldn’t accidentally be made president, though, because that would really suck. Just be careful with your assistance, Great Dark Lord, and just improve my memory a little bit. Maybe some mild x-ray vision or being able to fly would be cool too, but memory would be my number one pick.

Thanks, Satan! You’re the awesomest!!!