How to Punish Non-Crazy Relatives

What?? You had relatives who weren’t crazy enough to vote for McCain and Palin in the 2008 elections? That’s horrible! Any relatives who dared vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden must be punished as harshly as you can manage.

How can you do that? Don’t worry, Free Republic has the answer to that!

This Obama election has caused me to rewrite my will. Since I consider the support of Obama so outrageous I written out all those relatives who supported him. I’m a man of means so this will costs serveral of them well over a million dollars. When I told them this they were shell shocked. Speechless were they. I told them that I cannot give money to anyone who supports a redistributionist like Obama. I told them that Obama would get the money anyway if he increases the death tax which he wants to do. There loss is charities gain.
This is the type of thing we all need to do to shock the living hell out of the Obama supporters. Believe me they were shocked that I would do something like this. They looked like they had seen a ghost.

Now, obviously, this is all probably lies. I can’t imagine anyone who has such a poor grasp of the English language having several million dollars to spread around. But you never know. Luckily he’s not the only insanely rich Republican out there who wants to punish his relatives:

We have nieces who will in the next 5 or so years be getting probably about $1 million each from their grandparents….course they voted for Obama….and we can’t do anything about it…except watch their faces when the will is read, and they are advised of this….And, of course, we have written them totally out of OUR will…not that we are people of “means” like you…..but, we don’t want them to have ANY benefit of OUR hard work! We will reward FREEDOM seekers only.

So there you have it! Do you have mean and nasty relatives who thought Sarah Palin wasn’t remotely qualified to run a McDonald’s, let alone the United States of America? Write them out of your will! It’s all the rage these days, apparently!