Spam Poetry 1-6

Each of these works of awesomeness is constructed entirely from 100% recycled e-mail spam. Each line is the subject line of spam that I’ve received in the past few days. I will accept your highest honor and award now, thank you.

Spam Poem 1

the gnome
Watches
likeable ballerina
A no runneth
At at marseilles

Spam Poem 2

he remedy
good swil
But is carcinogenic

Spam Poem 3

Gracie did recommend these
A respiratory or volta
Into five mineralized blocks
At cannery do hansen
as wizard
Size up
by by rail

Spam Poem 4

Be an ferruginous
good laryingiti
But marshland be repute
you a buttonhole

Spam Poem 5

Dale and I got fun againd
About the
Katie Holmes Norkys
Now available to the public
Or fee it metallic
wonder Native

Spam Poem 6

Gilberto it’s all about Shelby
Is exclamation no mannequin
was go militia
As to usurp
Selection and savings
by nonsensical go propylene